Comment your trollpastas on this post
After Tails died The grey furred sonic or as call him sanic laughed like kefka and devoured tails soul. After that I took a nap still thinking it was just a glitch because i'm stupid. I had a dream where sanic said he would eat my soul before getting all up in my business and said "Lolz you so stupid" that was only mildy rude so I woke up and I had peed my pants. I started the game back up and I was on a level called super spooky right. The level was covered in fire an laver, so I made sanic jump into the lava I then appeared in a zone with laver and brimstone everywhere I walked through the fire ahead and saw all of the sonic characters but with grey skin and black and red eyes they said "welcome to hell kyle" I was terrified how did the game know my name sanic then turned around and said "I'm coming" then the screen went to black, and a earsplitting screech came out of my compoter and all the lights in my house broke I now await sanic and his homies I hear them clawing at the door I wrote this story to tell you all a lesson DON'T PLAY SONIC GAMES because marios better anyway.
I was bored one day so I went onto eBay to look for some games when I saw an add that said "Sanic 666.exe" and the price said it was free, so of course I bought. One week later it arrived at my house, which was strange since it was a Sunday, so spooky right. Anywhozle I went to my room and booted up the game the title screen came up saying sanic 666 I thought it was a glitch and continued playing. When I pressed start the screen cut to black and sonic appeared with hyperrealilistic blood on him and his fur was grey he said want to play, it then took me to the first level which looked like the haunted castle from super Mario 6664. I was playing as the demonic sonic and started playing everything was normal until I got to the final boss, it was tails he said "don't kill me" I didn't want to kill him but since i'm stupid frickface I killed him instead of shutting off the game. |